Lazy Me: You don't want to run outside in this heat.
Less Lazy Me: Tell me something I don't know.
Lazy Me: Um, what's on TV?
Lazy Me: Um, what's on TV?
Less Lazy Me: That's your solution to everything.
Lazy: Food network?
LLM: You're trying to distract.
Lazy: You ate terribly the other day. You are not going to run well. Plants versus Zombies?
LLM: I don't need to stay distracted. I need to get focused.
Lazy: You ate terribly the other day. You are not going to run well. Plants versus Zombies?
LLM: I don't need to stay distracted. I need to get focused.
Lazy: Have you thought about doing laundry? You have laundry you could do. That'd be productive.
LLM: Training first.
Lazy: What about setting up the calendar for the fall play? You could always do that.
LLM: I need to get out there and run.
Lazy: Other people don't run. They don't run and they're happy. Ask them.
LLM: Other people also have metabolisms that work.
Lazy: Yours works.
LLM: Not so much there. Mine works on occasion.
Lazy: Still counts. Stay inside. There's a bike. You could do that spin class thing.
LLM: I need to get out on the track.
Lazy: Triple digits. The temperature is in triple digits.
LLM: Houston.
Lazy: Well now, how long are you going to keep this up?
LLM: Keep what up?
Lazy: The running thing, the healthy thing.
LLM: Excuse me?
Lazy: That's not you. You're about bacon and buttered pecan.
LLM: That was actually my old nickname, I think.
Lazy: Running? You get tired and stop. Your back gets tight.
LLM: And the point is?.
LAZY: You're terrible at running.
LLM: I am not.
Lazy: Well you aren't good.
LLM: That's friendly. I am on my way.
LAZY: ...But you could play guitar, go to lunch with a friend, do whatever you want. Why run?
LLM: I like it.
Lazy: Are you sure?
LLM: I am today.
LAZY: Because you didn't do it for a while after the last run.
LLM: I got distracted. Now I'm better.
Lazy: Well, fine. Just know that the creme brulee and the gumbo aren't going to eat themselves.
LLM: I think there will be a few items of food left.
LAZY: One last time. The couch is comfortable and the weather outside is painful. I mean, I heard that people are able to fry bacon in the window sills right now --that's how hot it is.
LLM: Houston. Get over it.
Lazy: So you're really going to do it.
LLM: I am running.
Lazy: Rats. ...I'll try again tomorrow.
LLM: Good effort.
Weekly report: (Lost 2 lbs.) Ran a few times, walked a few times, swam, cycled, and tried P 90 again. Currently, P 90 is really about P 5 and a 1/2 ...X. Truly, it's a killer. I hurt my back a bit after the Plyo. Still, I was on the Team Beachbody website and saw so many success stories that I feel like I need to continue trying the darn workouts. They are insane, but there is a lot of proof that the program works.
I have the Bridgeland Triathlon this weekend. This time around I have simple goals --to survive the swim without getting kicked in the face, to cycle with clips, and to have a more solid run at the end --something I did not do last year.
Lazy: What about setting up the calendar for the fall play? You could always do that.
LLM: I need to get out there and run.
Lazy: Other people don't run. They don't run and they're happy. Ask them.
LLM: Other people also have metabolisms that work.
Lazy: Yours works.
LLM: Not so much there. Mine works on occasion.
Lazy: Still counts. Stay inside. There's a bike. You could do that spin class thing.
LLM: I need to get out on the track.
Lazy: Triple digits. The temperature is in triple digits.
LLM: Houston.
Lazy: Well now, how long are you going to keep this up?
LLM: Keep what up?
Lazy: The running thing, the healthy thing.
LLM: Excuse me?
Lazy: That's not you. You're about bacon and buttered pecan.
LLM: That was actually my old nickname, I think.
Lazy: Running? You get tired and stop. Your back gets tight.
LLM: And the point is?.
LAZY: You're terrible at running.
LLM: I am not.
Lazy: Well you aren't good.
LLM: That's friendly. I am on my way.
LAZY: ...But you could play guitar, go to lunch with a friend, do whatever you want. Why run?
LLM: I like it.
Lazy: Are you sure?
LLM: I am today.
LAZY: Because you didn't do it for a while after the last run.
LLM: I got distracted. Now I'm better.
Lazy: Well, fine. Just know that the creme brulee and the gumbo aren't going to eat themselves.
LLM: I think there will be a few items of food left.
LAZY: One last time. The couch is comfortable and the weather outside is painful. I mean, I heard that people are able to fry bacon in the window sills right now --that's how hot it is.
LLM: Houston. Get over it.
Lazy: So you're really going to do it.
LLM: I am running.
Lazy: Rats. ...I'll try again tomorrow.
LLM: Good effort.
Weekly report: (Lost 2 lbs.) Ran a few times, walked a few times, swam, cycled, and tried P 90 again. Currently, P 90 is really about P 5 and a 1/2 ...X. Truly, it's a killer. I hurt my back a bit after the Plyo. Still, I was on the Team Beachbody website and saw so many success stories that I feel like I need to continue trying the darn workouts. They are insane, but there is a lot of proof that the program works.
I have the Bridgeland Triathlon this weekend. This time around I have simple goals --to survive the swim without getting kicked in the face, to cycle with clips, and to have a more solid run at the end --something I did not do last year.
At least you have such conversations... I can't remember the last time I even did that!
ReplyDeleteI think you should put "to spite others" on your vote....or would that be under "revenge on your enemies"? lol
ReplyDeleteI tagged you in a meme. Come to my blog and see. Love you Dan!
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